About Feeshissippi
Visit Feeshissippi
Feeshissippi is located in the heart of The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People's Republic of Slowjamastan. It is a sovereign country land-locked and surrounded by California on all sides. You can find it on Google Maps. To visit, you will need to register as a citizen or be accompanied by a citizen of Slowjamastan. Please also maybe show up for one of Slowjamastan's events instead of just popping by -- It's a budding country but sometimes people go out for supplies and drinks and aren't around to great you or turn off the landmines.
Rides & Attractions
Barracuda Blast
This was the tallest, fastest, and most terrifying water slide in the park. Riders would climb hundreds of stairs to reach the top, creating a sense of anticipation that was heightened by the panoramic views of the entire park. Upon launch, they'd experience a near-vertical drop that felt like being shot out of a cannon, embodying the swift speed of a barracuda. The rush of adrenaline coupled with the cool splash at the end made this a ride that thrill-seekers couldn't resist.
Lagoon Labyrinth
This was a sprawling lazy river, winding its way around the entire park. Themed as a mystic underwater cave system, it featured stunning rock formations, cascading waterfalls, and tropical foliage. The ride had surprising currents and gentle rapids that added a touch of excitement to the otherwise relaxed float. Visitors loved this ride as a way to unwind, enjoy the scenery, and perhaps plan their next aquatic adventure.
Splash Manta Ray
Named after the graceful aquatic creature, this was a wide, undulating slide that mimicked the movement of a manta ray gliding through the water. As riders navigated the bumps and dips, they'd feel weightless, almost as if they were flying. This ride was a unique blend of thrill and tranquility, providing an unusual sensation that guests kept coming back for.
Jellyfish Jaunt
This was an interactive water playground, featuring a myriad of sprayers, mini-slides, and climbing structures. The centerpiece was a giant, cascading 'jellyfish' that periodically doused everyone beneath with a giant splash of water. The whimsical design and unpredictable soaking delighted children and kept them entertained for hours.
Coral Reef Cove
This was a heated pool with a tropical theme, designed to resemble a colorful coral reef. It featured underwater speakers playing soothing music and LED lights that illuminated the pool as if reflecting the marine life. Guests could immerse themselves in the warm water, relax on underwater benches, or swim up to a poolside bar for refreshing drinks. The ambiance created an exotic underwater experience that guests found both relaxing and enchanting.
